cheryl_bites ([info]cheryl_bites) wrote in [info]fourth_official,
2007-12-09 17:41:00
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And you thought “Togger” was a silly ship name

...or I did, anyway. Which left me pondering such vital issues as, if Luis Garcia were to be paired with Wayne Rooney, would the resulting ship be called “Loony”? And so forth. (My vote: yes.)

 

Accordingly, I bring you a list of “interesting” ship names. I believe this completely fulfils the crack pairing quota for this month. Interesting discovery: David Villa goes with everyone.

 

Petr Cech/Carles Puyol

Petrol

Xabi Alonso/Jose Antonio Reyes

X-Reyes

Gianluigi Buffon/Daniel Agger

Bugger

Lenny Pidgeley/Gianluigi Buffon

Pigeon

Petr Cech/Christoph Metzelder

Cechmate

Rafa Benitez/Henrique Hilario

Benny Hill

Yoo Sang-Chui/Claude Makalele

Ukelele

Guti/Deco

Gecko

Steve “Elvis” Pressley/David Villa

Priscilla

Steve “Elvis” Pressley/Phil Senderos

Return To Senderos

Bixente Lizarazu/Frank Lampard

Lizard

Bastian Schweinsteiger/Steve Gerrard

Bastard

Jay Heaps/Andreas Ivanschitz

Heap of... well, I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this.

Steve Cherundolo/Aleks Hleb

Cherub

Joachim Loew/Fergie

Lurgy

Landon Donovan/Carlo Ancelotti

Lancelot

Robin van Persie/David Villa

Vanilla

Arsene Wenger/Fernando Torres

Arse Hair

Sebastian Squillaci/Guus Hiddink

Squiddink

Raul Gonzales/David Villa

Godzilla

Harry Kewell/Guti

Cutie

Oliver Bierhoff/Andreas Ottl

Bier Bottl

Bernd Schneider/Thomas Hitzlsperger

Schnitzel

Didier Drogba/Steve Sidwell

Did Well Sober

Alberto Aquilani/Zinedine Zidane

Aquiline

Cesc Fabregas/Xabi Alonso/Sergio Ramos

Fabialos

Fernando Torres/David Villa (yes, him again)

Torrid

Igor Biscan/Francesco Totti

Biscotti

Fernando Torres/John Terry

Non Hairy

Sean Wright-Phillips/Peter Crouch

Shorter (or, alternatively, “ouch”)

 

Also, I believe any drabble with Didier Drogba in it should be called a drogble.

 

And you knew this was coming...

 

José Mario Mourinho/Roman Abramovich = Jew Man, Marry Bitch.

 

*Strokes chin* I think I should get people to write some of these.


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[info]saltlemonnlime

December 9 2007, 18:04:36 UTC 4 years ago

Steve “Elvis” Pressley/Phil Senderos Return To Senderos

*dies* These made me laugh an embarassing amount. Genius.

[info]pendules

December 9 2007, 18:30:32 UTC 4 years ago

Awesome. :D

[info]colourreporter

December 9 2007, 19:11:12 UTC 4 years ago

LOL: awesome! ;-). and, er, HOW badly do i want some of these? ;-)

[info]cheryl_bites

December 9 2007, 20:11:04 UTC 4 years ago

Which ones did you have in mind? :D We'll all have to pick some, and write drabbles.

Should have plenty of volunteers for Fabiolos and Non-Hairy and so forth. Not sure about some of the others.

[info]colourreporter

December 10 2007, 21:14:53 UTC 4 years ago

now THAT might be a plan for a christmas challenge ;-). and obviously the elvis/senderos one is floating my boat pretty hard ;-). (oh GOD. non-hairy. LOL.)

[info]cheryl_bites

December 10 2007, 21:38:51 UTC 4 years ago

(oh GOD. non-hairy. LOL.)

Well, they are! XD

[info]hada_princesa04

December 14 2007, 15:19:29 UTC 4 years ago

THIS WINS.XD

i loved all of it XD

[info]ramosms

January 4 2008, 16:15:00 UTC 4 years ago

rofl, drogble.

[info]labelledcaustic

April 10 2008, 07:51:57 UTC 4 years ago

This made me pee. Post of the year.

[info]cheryl_bites

April 10 2008, 08:52:10 UTC 4 years ago

:DDDD

[info]oh_so_blase

April 10 2008, 21:15:17 UTC 4 years ago

i got your LJ from Kickette, this is pure genius!

LMAO.

[info]cheryl_bites

April 11 2008, 16:36:13 UTC 4 years ago

Thank you darling!

[info]margh3rita

August 28 2008, 22:35:51 UTC 3 years ago

another victim [me] of kickettes - these pairings rock :]
... schnitzel xD !
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