cheryl_bites (cheryl_bites) wrote in fourth_official,

And you thought “Togger” was a silly ship name

...or I did, anyway. Which left me pondering such vital issues as, if Luis Garcia were to be paired with Wayne Rooney, would the resulting ship be called “Loony”? And so forth. (My vote: yes.)

 

Accordingly, I bring you a list of “interesting” ship names. I believe this completely fulfils the crack pairing quota for this month. Interesting discovery: David Villa goes with everyone.

 

Petr Cech/Carles Puyol

Petrol

Xabi Alonso/Jose Antonio Reyes

X-Reyes

Gianluigi Buffon/Daniel Agger

Bugger

Lenny Pidgeley/Gianluigi Buffon

Pigeon

Petr Cech/Christoph Metzelder

Cechmate

Rafa Benitez/Henrique Hilario

Benny Hill

Yoo Sang-Chui/Claude Makalele

Ukelele

Guti/Deco

Gecko

Steve “Elvis” Pressley/David Villa

Priscilla

Steve “Elvis” Pressley/Phil Senderos

Return To Senderos

Bixente Lizarazu/Frank Lampard

Lizard

Bastian Schweinsteiger/Steve Gerrard

Bastard

Jay Heaps/Andreas Ivanschitz

Heap of... well, I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this.

Steve Cherundolo/Aleks Hleb

Cherub

Joachim Loew/Fergie

Lurgy

Landon Donovan/Carlo Ancelotti

Lancelot

Robin van Persie/David Villa

Vanilla

Arsene Wenger/Fernando Torres

Arse Hair

Sebastian Squillaci/Guus Hiddink

Squiddink

Raul Gonzales/David Villa

Godzilla

Harry Kewell/Guti

Cutie

Oliver Bierhoff/Andreas Ottl

Bier Bottl

Bernd Schneider/Thomas Hitzlsperger

Schnitzel

Didier Drogba/Steve Sidwell

Did Well Sober

Alberto Aquilani/Zinedine Zidane

Aquiline

Cesc Fabregas/Xabi Alonso/Sergio Ramos

Fabialos

Fernando Torres/David Villa (yes, him again)

Torrid

Igor Biscan/Francesco Totti

Biscotti

Fernando Torres/John Terry

Non Hairy

Sean Wright-Phillips/Peter Crouch

Shorter (or, alternatively, “ouch”)

 

Also, I believe any drabble with Didier Drogba in it should be called a drogble.

 

And you knew this was coming...

 

JoMario Mourinho/Roman Abramovich = Jew Man, Marry Bitch.

 

*Strokes chin* I think I should get people to write some of these.

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