...or I did, anyway. Which left me pondering such vital issues as, if Luis Garcia were to be paired with Wayne Rooney, would the resulting ship be called “Loony”? And so forth. (My vote: yes.)
Accordingly, I bring you a list of “interesting” ship names. I believe this completely fulfils the crack pairing quota for this month. Interesting discovery: David Villa goes with everyone.
Dear crackettes (and crack -ers? NO WAY.),
Ignoring the shameful neglect of this dear little community (which is entirely my fault, please, do feel free to throw things *ducks*), I feel it is time certain 'things' were brought to light. Yes. Whether you want to hear it or not, this is the marginally edited version of the Infestation Files (football's slightly shameful secret); as brought to you by the crack-damaged minds of deadxdreamer and colourreporter . Some names should almost certainly be changed to protect the
oh god. someone take the keyboard away fae me now, huh?
Perhaps I can make some amends with a little Southern Fried Crack? Not really a crack pairing, but such a delightful pic that it wins out regardless . . .
( In which Cesc and Phil gladly show us their geeky partsCollapse )
Oh my dears, the LULZ . . .
( basically, all my attempts at cut text were so filthy i just edited them outCollapse )
*ahem* Pairing implied, obviously.
I'm not going to tag the team today. It's a look-and-guess exercise ;-). All I'll say is that if Arsenal bring the love, then there's one team who consistently bring the crack. Not a pairing as such . . . unless . . .
( possibly more dangerous than either golf or karaoke. but who are we to judge? Collapse )
Don't they just warm your heart? Aren't you grateful that you aren't responsible for them? ;-)
Captions welcome; suggestions for ways to reduce Pepe Reina's sugar intake also welcome ;-). Rafa will be most grateful.