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04 January 2008 @ 05:13 pm
okay... well Fernando Torres can slash with anyone

because no-one can say no to himCollapse )
Current Location: Bedroom
Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
Current Music: GERARD - Work It Everybody

...or I did, anyway. Which left me pondering such vital issues as, if Luis Garcia were to be paired with Wayne Rooney, would the resulting ship be called “Loony”? And so forth. (My vote: yes.)


Accordingly, I bring you a list of “interesting” ship names. I believe this completely fulfils the crack pairing quota for this month. Interesting discovery: David Villa goes with everyone.

31 October 2007 @ 08:15 am
The reliably silly Guardian reports that Britney's latest promotional photo shows her prancing about in fishnets in front of "a priest who looks a bit like Jose Mourinho".

Not feeling it myself, butCollapse )
06 September 2007 @ 12:12 pm
Right, so I'm not entirely sure how i ended up in the you tube football slash comp thread x.x but i COULD NOT STOP... and in order to keep this comm from languishing... here are a couple slashy ones with otps and non-otps and just massive football orgies...

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Please note the tone of total hysteria and BE NICE. Important parts of my brain have melted and not in the xabi-alonso-eating-an-icecream Good Way. *twitches*

Dear crackettes (and crack -ers? NO WAY.),

Ignoring the shameful neglect of this dear little community (which is entirely my fault, please, do feel free to throw things *ducks*), I feel it is time certain 'things' were brought to light. Yes. Whether you want to hear it or not, this is the marginally edited version of the Infestation Files (football's slightly shameful secret); as brought to you by the crack-damaged minds of deadxdreamer  and colourreporter  . Some names should almost certainly be changed to protect the guilty innocent.

oh god. someone take the keyboard away fae me now, huh?

26 August 2007 @ 08:06 pm
Oy vey! HOW many days without a post? *slaps forehead in comic style*. Apologies all round. Saying which, I'm having some kind of fiendish trouble with my internetz/lj right now. I owe people so many things . . . like, er, basic replies to comments? Yeah. So sorry.

Perhaps I can make some amends with a little Southern Fried Crack? Not really a crack pairing, but such a delightful pic that it wins out regardless . . .

In which Cesc and Phil gladly show us their geeky partsCollapse )

Oh my dears, the LULZ . . .

18 August 2007 @ 10:07 am
so... the last crack otp post about lamps got me thinking... when robin's not off with Cesc or v. sekritly with Flams, he's off having an illicit love affair with...

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14 August 2007 @ 07:42 pm
Ah, we live in an ever changing world. One in which it seems more than possible that a certain S. Guti may be going to (whisper it) Tottenham (BBC rumours page hence, obviously, FACT).  In the face of which, we can only crack on *sigh*.

I'm not going to tag the team today. It's a look-and-guess exercise ;-). All I'll say is that if Arsenal bring the love, then there's one team who consistently bring the crack. Not a pairing as such . . . unless . . .

possibly more dangerous than either golf or karaoke. but who are we to judge? Collapse )

Don't they just warm your heart? Aren't you grateful that you aren't responsible for them? ;-)

13 August 2007 @ 10:46 pm
Hola crackettes! It is I, your less competent mod . . . but wait! Before you throw anything - I bring goodies! Or at least a goodie. I think we should space them out where possible, no? Anyhows, by no means does this constitute a commitment to any kind of 'crack!pic of the day' type arrangement. Spontaneity! That's right ;-).

Captions welcome; suggestions for ways to reduce Pepe Reina's sugar intake also welcome ;-). Rafa will be most grateful.